9.19.2004
Similes, metaphors, and countryside put-downs.
If you want to see an entire article of the above devoted to Dan Rather, Texas-style, this piece by The American Thinker's Russ Vaughn is a hoot.
Down right curled-over clever!
Looks like them broadcastin’ geniuses at CBS done let them yeller-dog Democrats talk you inta sellin’ your mule so you could buy a plow. When you crawled into the sack with little Miss McCauliffe you done got yourself a real ugly bed partner there, Dan, like a real three-bagger, I mean. You know the drill: one bag over her head, one over yours and one over the dog’s so’s at least he’ll have some respect for you come mornin.’
If you want to see an entire article of the above devoted to Dan Rather, Texas-style, this piece by The American Thinker's Russ Vaughn is a hoot.
Down right curled-over clever!
Looks like them broadcastin’ geniuses at CBS done let them yeller-dog Democrats talk you inta sellin’ your mule so you could buy a plow. When you crawled into the sack with little Miss McCauliffe you done got yourself a real ugly bed partner there, Dan, like a real three-bagger, I mean. You know the drill: one bag over her head, one over yours and one over the dog’s so’s at least he’ll have some respect for you come mornin.’
// posted by HunterByrd @ 11:56 AM 
